Going on national television to let the world know you’ve been cheating must be really difficult. Thankfully so many politicians have done it already there’s now a guide for what to wear if you happen to find yourself under the spotlight.
1. If you own an American flag pin wear it to prove you’re still patriotic, even if you aren’t so loyal.
2. Your wife should wear any sort of soft blue lady power suit. Studies show blue to be disarming, bad Hillary!
3. Nothing says I’ll stand by you more than a pearl necklace. (Only applies to Democrats)
4. A red, white and blue diagonally striped tie is purely optional but says a lot about your interests.
**Lines traveling from left to right indicate you like the gay sex while lines positioned from right to left mean you enjoy the straight sex.
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4 comments:
that is so damn hilarious
shanae
I am utterly sickened that he had that poor woman stand there with him. WTF?
Where's Temeka Rachelle Lewis? Why isn't she standing there?
The powder blue color is to replicate Mother Theresa. I really think it's discussed in the book "Dummies guide to Public Relations". Maybe in chapter 8. Hilarious cousin! Love ya, Angel
HA! Way to Kristie.
LK
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