Microsoft Victim's Revenge
January 2, 2008 -- BY the time you read this, Microsoft czar Paul Allen may have taken a tongue lashing from sexy Kristi Schiller, the onetime cyber-gossip known as Lucy Lipps. Kristi is the trophy wife of wealthy oil wildcatter John Schiller - has been on the blogging warpath since her new PC, featuring a Microsoft Windows Vista program, kept freezing and wouldn't boot up. Then, she learned that Allen's 414-foot superyacht, Octopus, was moored in St. Barts on New Year's Eve next to the yacht she was on belonging to Texas trial lawyer John Eddie Williams. Kristi jokingly wrote she hoped to sneak aboard Octopus with her messed-up computer, confront Allen and refuse to budge until he "fixed this piece of [bleep]." But with ultra-tight security and an army of ex-Navy Seals standing guard in the harbor - where Larry Ellison's Rising Sun, Ronald Perelman's Ultima IIII and Jimmy Buffett's Continental Drifter were also anchored - she conceded it "may be cheaper to just buy a new Mac."
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Can I just say that I am so disappointed that you didn't mention your new BFF!!!
Sounds like an operator malfunction to me; either that or she purchased one of those "Vista Compatible PCs" that aren't really Vista compatible. I imagine an operator malfunction is the most likely scenario.
She can't be terribly intelligent if she's blaming Paul Allen since he hasn't worked at Microsoft for over twenty years.
OK I totally forgot about this when you were on the yacht last year
Heeeeee---Larrrrrrious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wont Paul be missing you this year on the Octupus in St Barts?????
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