My Rambling Sunday Afternoon Thoughts......

Last weekend's Father's Day, I spent in Las Vegas with "GaGa" (aka "JoJo") and baby Sincair while John was in the Hamptons playing golf. (Have I mentioned how much I LOVE when we get to travel with our "private plane luggage"?) While I sat Cabana poolside with my friends Eva and Beau I brought a slew of magazines with pictures of various dads and their offspring. Matt Damon and Isabella, Ben Affleck and Violet, Tom McCrazy and Suri, etc. I'm sure these photos will all come in handy during the inevitable custody fights. Oh, come on, you think it too.

Here's what the mags are talking about this week ...

Weight. Jessica Simpson has lost a few, Angelina has lost too many and Nicole Richie has lost her mind. Seriously, they're saying that she might really be pregnant.

In Touch's cover shows us that Nicole's baby bump is getting bigger and the little ... um, star? actress? (What is she exactly?) is still avoiding questions on the subject. If Paris really has found God in prison, than let's hope she's praying that this rumor is not true. For the sake of the CHILD, people... think of the child!

So, Father's Day was probably pretty easy for Nicky Hilton this year ... "I know it's just a tie. .. but at least I'm not in jail!"

It was a big baby week:. Julia Roberts had a boy (Henry Daniel Moder ), Keri Russell also had a boy (River Russell... yes, really), Kevin James had a girl (Shea Joelle) and Angelina adopted three and gave birth to two.

This just occurred to me ... did Kevin James, "The King of Queens," name his baby girl after the stadium there? If so, that's worse than River.

Katie Holmes got a haircut. (It kind of looks like Suri's.) Based on the amount of media coverage this haircut is generating, I think it's safe to say that "The Katie" is officially the new "The Rachel."

Lindsay Lohan has canceled her big 21st-birthday party, originally scheduled for July 2 at a club in Las Vegas. She probably used the excuse, "I've been drinking for about nine years already, so what's the big deal?"

The Olsen twins, on the other hand, did NOT cancel their 21st birthday party. They celebrated in New York with friends, family and the whole "Full House" cast. Because you know what they say ... it's not a party without Bob Saget!

Us Weekly's cover advertises "Hollywood's Hot New Diet!" I swear, if it's "eat less and work out more" I'm going to demand my money back.

Kelly Clarkson has revealed that she was bulimic in high school. Wait, let me get this straight. She used to throw up, but was able to keep her food down AFTER she met Ryan Seacrest?

I find it interesting that Kelly's eating disorder confession comes immediately after she received bad reviews for her latest song, fired her manager, fought with her label and canceled her summer tour because no one bought tickets. I'm NOT saying that it's not true - we all know that no "American Idol" contestant would ever lie about their past - I'm just saying that the timing seems a bit ... coincidental.

Rod Stewart finally married his girlfriend of seven years, Penny Lancaster. She's 36, he's 109.

Britney Spears was out this weekend (in yet another classy outfit that give us Southerners a bad name) and onlookers swear she was drinking martinis. Ah, another proud graduate of the Lohan School of Rehab.

"The Sopranos" finale confused most, surprised many and annoyed some. Kind of like Britney's wardrobe.

Reese Witherspoon may or may not have broken up with Jake Gyllenhaal, who she may or may not have been dating in the first place. Glad that's cleared up.

The Odd Couple of the Week award goes to ... Jeremy Piven and "America's Next Top Model" winner Jaslene Gonzalez! You'd have to had watched "ANTM" to understand why I think this is so bizarre. Trust me, the eight other viewers out there know exactly what I'm talking about.

Jennifer Aniston posed in a long, white gown for her latest Smartwater ads. Um, I'm not sure making her look like a bride is the wisest marketing decision.

Why are Jay-Z and Beyoncé always vacationing on a yacht in the South of France? Oh, that's right ... because they can.

Britney's little 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, met her boyfriend (who has no dreams of rapping or acting, by the way) at church. Her mother's thrilled. Jamie Lynn's the anti-Britney.

Us Weekly and Star both show us pictures of baby Shiloh. Us says she looks just like Angie did as a baby and Star says, "Shiloh looks just like her daddy, Brad Pitt, did when he was her age." I think she looks just like her big brother, Mad. Words I taught my spell check this week include: Shea, Joelle, Jaslene, ANTM.

I am off to Sinclair's "best friends" JAMP's birthday - my husband laughed and swears you cannot "have best friend when you are one" I totally disagree! Some friends from Oklahoma had their kids stop by earlier (Danielle and Josh, he is a hedge fund manager and they are considering moving to Houston) she is my age and had a little boy, Coulson, who is a week younger than Sinclair - she became my "New Best friend" in 37 seconds! Men just don't get it. My husband isn't in touch with his "gay side" as much as he thinks!

Today for lunch Sinclair tried venison sausage for the first time. Let's just say if she does not stay in the 99 percentile in the height department Weight Watchers meetings will definitely be in her future! She went Ga-Ga!I think this is the venison sausage my sweet friend Sheridan brought over from her hubby, John Eddie's ranch in Del Rio, Texas. John Eddie is a significant Democrat and we live and breath by oil and gas prices, which means we vote Republican (yet for the record, Bush needs to get his head out of his posterior orifice on stem cell research) I am going to tell Sinclair when she is big enough to ask her about her first documented (of course) "eating Bambi" experience it was "Bipartisan Jerky"

Signing off with a quote,"Hearts that are delicate and kind, and tongues that are neither - these makes the finest company in the world."Logan Pearsall Smith

Seriously Logan, why are we not friends?