Friday, January 30, 2009

IT'S A UTERUS NOT A CLOWN CAR!!!

I don't quite know what to make of this.

Initially I'm like...is it anyone's business if she has 14 children?

Then I'm wondering...if she already has 6...why would she want more if she's a single mother? But again...is it anyone's business?

I guess the fact that she's a single mother of 6 already makes one question her choice of taking the fertility drugs right?  I  have serious doubts about the ethics of a Doctor that would implant eight embryos to begin with.

Should people be up in arms thinking about her receiving welfare for these children? Should the factor that the welfare she would receive not be enough to cover the basics be taken into consideration?

Should someone even GET welfare for a child they had by taking infertility drugs?????????

THIS ONE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

OPRAH V BLAGO

At a press conference this week Oprah Winfrey thanked Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich for stating that he had thought of naming her to the vacated Senate seat in Illinois.

She said that while she was "flattered," she could really not afford the pay cut that an appointment to Congress would entail and because she has several multi-billion dollar multi-national companies that she actively manages: television, publishing books and magazines, product marketing etc., serving as a senator would be boring and confining to her entrepreneurial spirit, though she realizes that it is a tough and necessary job in the public sector and that she admires anyone who has to do it.

Oprah added, returning the favor, that she would have selected Blagojevich to be her pool boy because he has inspiring hair and jogs a lot, is in good shape, and could probably be a good life guard who could save her important pool guests if there ever was a mishap.

Of course this is how it went down in my mind as I am sitting here watching this man corrupt the cable news shows with his egotistical rant! Giving his "last hoorah" speech --- shades of Nixon!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Kurtis, The Stock Boy & Brenda, The Checkout Girl

In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new voice
came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at register 4. Kurtis was
almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to answer the call. As he approached the check-out stand a distant smile caught his eye, the
new check-out girl was beautiful. She was an older woman (maybe 26, and he was
only 22) and he fell in love.


Later that day, after his shift was over, he waited by the punch clock to find
out her name. She came into the break room, smiled softly at him, took her card
and punched out, then left. He looked at her card, BRENDA. He walked out only
to see her start walking up the road. Next day, he waited outside as she left
the supermarket, and offered her a ride home. He looked harmless enough, and she
accepted. When he dropped her off, he asked if maybe he could see her again,
outside of work. She simply said it wasn't possible.



He pressed and she explained she had two children and she couldn't afford a
baby-sitter, so he offered to pay for the baby-sitter. Reluctantly she accepted
his offer for a date for the following Saturday. That Saturday night he arrived
at her door only to have her tell him that she was unable to go with him. The
baby-sitter had called and canceled. To which Kurtis simply said, "Well,
let's take the kids with us."



She tried to explain that taking the children was not an option, but again not
taking no for an answer, he pressed. Finally Brenda, brought him inside to meet
her children. She had an older daughter who was just as cute as a bug, Kurtis
thought, then Brenda brought out her son, in a wheelchair. He was born a
paraplegic with Down Syndrome.



Kurtis asked Brenda, "I still don't understand why the kids can't
come with us?" Brenda was amazed. Most men would run away from a woman
with two kids, especially if one had disabilities - just like her first husband
and father of her children had done. Kurtis was not ordinary - - - he had a
different mindset.



That evening Kurtis and Brenda loaded up the kids, went to dinner and the
movies. When her son needed anything Kurtis would take care of him. When he
needed to use the restroom, he picked him up out of his wheelchair, took him and
brought him back. The kids loved Kurtis. At the end of the evening, Brenda
knew this was the man she was going to marry and spend the rest of her life
with.


A year later, they were married and Kurtis adopted both of her children.
Since then they have added two more kids.



So what happened to Kurtis the stock boy and Brenda the check-out girl? Well,
Mr. & Mrs. Kurt Warner now live in Arizona , where he is currently employed
as the quarterback of the National Football League Arizona Cardinals and has his
Cardinals IN THE 2009 SUPER BOWL! Is this a surprise ending or could you have guessed that he was not an ordinary person.



Why I’m rootin’ for the Cardinals.....

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Do They Make Drano for Brainclog??


This Winter I've found blog posting quite a challenge. Its like wading through syrup trying to get a steady stream of inspiration. Is it just me or do the seasons effect one's writing?

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Hitler's Aggie Football Rant

This is too funny not to share

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Happy New Years

My New Year’s Resolution is to gain 200 pounds. No, I’m not dangerously thin, and no, I don’t want to gain 200 pounds of pure muscle. I want to gain 200 pounds of pure, unfiltered waste — the equivalent of 700,000 calories in brownies, snickerdoodles, cupcakes, fudge, BlueBell, Dr Pepper, M&Ms, pure butter sandwiches, and guacamole milkshakes. There’s no particular rhyme or reason to my resolution; it will probably take 10 years off of my life and inflict disgust onto any women I meet, both in the process of gaining the weight and after having put it on.


The reason I want to gain 200 pounds is that it’s attainable. It may take dedication, and it may actually cost quite a bit of money, but it’s something that I can accomplish over the next year. Compare that with losing the same amount of weight — or even losing 20 pounds. I’ve told myself that I’d lose X pounds every year for the past decade, and I’ve always watched the vibrant flame of ambition be doused by the extinguishing spirit of defeat. The same probably goes for millions of people across the globe: they set out to do something year after year, and year after year they watch the ball drop on TV while straining the joints holding together their Lazy Boy.



Not me. This year, I’m setting out to accomplish something so devoid of purpose and requisite effort that there’s no way I won’t accomplish it. How great will it feel to ring in 2010 from the comfort of a motorized scooter, knowing that only a year earlier I set out a lofty goal that I have now met? It’ll feel great. And I’ll wash that great feeling down with a mouth full of liquefied caramel, take a hit off of my oxygen tank, and set the next year’s resolution: to re-gain my
virginity.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

BLOG ENVY.....

Check out one of my favs....

I am wild about Sher

Saturday, January 10, 2009

THE BEST OF...

The purpose of this post is simply to look back at some of my most visited posts of the past year, as well as to point out some of my personal favorites.

Please take time to browse through the links below. The comments are still open on all posts, and I would love for you to jump right into any of the discussions.


MY MOST VISITED AND POPULAR POSTS OF 2008


8:    Letter to my daughter
7:    Who Knew Richard Johnson Read My Blog....
6:    To The Left of The Right....
5:    Happy Birthday My Sweet Angel
4:    Feeling the love
3:    Together we stand
2:    One Naughty Chair to Go Please
1:     Starting to Feel Like My Old Self Again 


Yes, I have a tendency of being prone to wander and more than on one occasion I occasionally digress.


Thanks for taking the time to visit my small, insignificant corner of the blogsphere. I appreciate all of you who visit and read and occasionally take the time to offer comments. Many times I feel that your comments are better than my original thoughts.


May all of you have a blessed New Year.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Good Cop Bad Cop

CLASSIC WILL AND PEARL ARE BACK!!!